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“The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks, via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

(Source: imthepinkukulele, via zackisontumblr)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via uptonogooood)

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

(via leefi)

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via leefi)

sheerio-stormer777:

Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan

WOAH

(Source: sosuperawesome, via uptonogooood)

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via uptonogooood)