I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door
You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- Haven’t exercised.
- Eaten too much yesterday.
- Eaten too much today.
- Don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal.
- Have gained weight.
- Aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’.
- Feel like you don’t deserve it.